LINK: He was aware of what it was, what it had to be, and also what it couldn't be, but that didn't mean he didn't appreciate it, and he hoped the gift he picked up on the way home from work on her last day here would at least show her a small portion of that.

25.6.1. TEN things that annoy you

1. Ronnie People stealing my sandwiches
2. Not being privy to important information
3. Dog crap on London sidewalks
4. Forwarded email chain letters
5. Cocky defence lawyers
6. Chips shops running out of fish
7. Being told I need a girlfriend
8. Being told I need sex
9. Blind dates
10. Flat beer

LINK: Sometimes, things really are just bollocks.