I am the best boy

honest introductions

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You know what they say about first impressions: you'll replay them in your mind for years to come at midnight, or when you're in the shower, hyperfixating over what you could've done differently because you're an idiot.

Wait. That just me?

how to play

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➊ Your character's introducing themselves to Bakerstreet at large for the first time, a fresh subject line theirs for the taking.
➋ Only everything goes wrong. They can't stop themselves from being honest about who they are.
➌ Brutally.
➍ Honest.
❺ Everybody responds. No, therapy is not included.

nette of gs

Make a promise

make a promise

▀▀▀ comment with your character.
▀▀▀ people promise something (anything) to them.
▀▀▀ reciprocate.

We could be immortals

The Immortal & Mortal Romance Meme

You'll outlive this person, it's a given. Their lifespan compared to yours is but a speck, an ant in the eyes of a god. You're immortal - or, at least, extremely long-lived - and they're doomed to die. Yet, somehow, you've begun to love them. Will you nip this in the bud and try to cut things out from the root...or will you let yourself be set up for inevitable loss?

how to play;

Comment with your character and your preferences (ie, m/f, no smut, etc). Also, be sure to include what part your character will play, otherwise you become nearly impossible to tag.
Reply to others.
Use my prompts or make up your own.

prompts;

unspoken: There's something between you that is more than platonic, and you both understand it though you've never discussed it.
pursuit: Someone admits their feelings; an attempt at courtship may begin, though what qualifies as "courtship" or "dating" may differ between the two of you.
push them away: You, the immortal, know you'll only watch the mortal die and no matter how you view them, you want them to look for someone better. So you'll try to drive them away from you.
inexperienced experience: Despite your many, many, many years, you actually have no experience in romance...or in sex.
unique show of affection: When you've been on this earth as long as you have, you may have ways to show your love that are beyond the norm.
actually forbidden: Your long-lived race is forbidden from romantically fraternizing with the ones
accept it: Damn all the consequences, you both know the risks. You want to be together.
lovemaking: The obligatory smut option. Is it as you'd expect, or do your differences raise their heads here, too?
differences: Speaking of differences, your cultures and your experiences sometimes clash. Do you work through them and learn from it or does one of you get frustrated?
condescending: Despite your years, it's important to remember to not be patronizing to your partner.
make the most: You only have a limited time together. Make every moment count.
baby mine: The two of you have an offspring. Who do they take more after...and will they have their immortal parent's traits?
come and go: A partner who has lived for centuries or longer may find themselves drifting away or finding they need to keep traveling as they always have, but they know there's always one place and one person they can return to.
i watched you change: You can only watch them grow older and weaker. They may doubt your love now that they are not as young or beautiful as they once were. There is no need for that.
the end of the line: Your love cannot keep them alive, but you will be with them in their last moments.
WILDCARD

Silly lil question

reverse nsfw questions

RULES
○ Your character asks an NSFW question. NO BLANK TOP-LEVELS.
○ They get NSFW answers. Presumably.

Entry tags:

Smutty Pantheon

Gods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here.

( options cut for length )

au's

𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐔𝐬

What if Steve Rogers became the Winter Soldier instead of Bucky? What if Superman had been born on Earth, and Batman was the alien? What if Sam Winchester was the angel, and Castiel the human hunter?

Canon AUs, plot AUs, backstory AUs, whatever your heart desires! Mix and match, and throw your wildest AU concepts together for some fireworks.

HOW TO PLAY
1. comment with your character name, canon, preferences, etc
2. make sure you describe what AU you're going for, or multiple if you have many ideas!
3. profit

A rare beauty

FIND THE BEAUTY

Today, we'll press below the obvious. We'll dig deep to find the true beauty that's within. For some of you, we'll need to dig deeper.

Uh. Maybe not that deep. Too deep. Too deep!

...this could end up being a real challenge. But I still think everyone's beautiful. Yes. Even that guy!

how to play.

○ Comment with your character.
○ Other characters will remark on what they find beautiful about your character. Of course, they can talk about physical features, but hopefully, they'll be more creative than that.
○ We can't make any promises.
○ Return the favor. Share the joy. Make someone smile today.

(no subject)

actually secret admirer meme @ fortanon

BUILT THIS CITY

— city at night meme

You've got the world around you yawning with potential, possibilities fanning out before your very eyes—after all, they say the city doesn't sleep at night. The skyline's illuminated with glittering lights, and even now, the streets are bustling with activity. So here's the real question: where are you at this hour?

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take you to the flower shop

flower shop au meme

Eclipsed on popularity only by the coffee shop AU, the flower shop AU is one of fandom's perennial mainstays. Add in shipping or gen and this slice-of-life trope really blooms!

Learn more about the trope here.

How do I play?

Comment with your character, of course! Include preferences and, if desired, a small blurb about what role your character might take. Don't be afraid to bring in adjacent AU types, like coffee shop AUs, modern AUs, or the ever-popular flower shop/tattoo parlor AU.
Comment to others.
Get ready for a bouquet of threads!

Haunted pictures

shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

Taboo

TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

( trigger warning )

You sexy pumpkin

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Entry tags:

[warning] nsfw

you could be the beauty, i could be the monster.

( You're about to view content that the poster has marked as potentially inappropriate for anyone under the age of 18. )

close calls

CLOSE CALL MEME

Whether it's hiding in a kitchen from some raptors or turning the corner too fast to see a crush walking by, the point is that whatever was going to happen, whether good or bad, only barely didn't happen. All the other details are up to you.

• Top level with your preferences and plot/role desires.
• Respond to others, play out whatever you like.
• Have fun!

meme codes

Date

THE DATE MEME

Here's how it works!

1. Comment to this post with your character. List the character's name, series, and any preferences you might have in the subject.
2. Using the RNG, pick from one of each of the two categories below. (Or if you'd rather pick them yourself, feel free to do that instead!)
3. The two of you are now on a date! The first list is where you took your date. The second list is your current relationship.
4. Have fun!
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Soft

( surprisingly gentle )

Because is there anything better than a dangerous, potentially deadly stoic whose one weakness is their sweet, harmless object of affection? Especially if the latter has the former wrapped around their finger, knowingly or otherwise.

To avoid tl;dr - suddenly, a wild bae approaches! Their attempt to turn you into a puddle of goo at the knees, whether purposeful or not, is very effective.

This meme is pretty shamelessly for fluff, opening up, dokis, and also more dokis.
Respond with your character, preferences, what role you'd like to play if it matters, and any other info.
Then, respond to others.

just share your wifi with me already

Neighbors Meme

You're just going about your day and you hear a knock at the door.

Anybody can be neighbors here! A fantasy knight and a genius roboticist? Yeah, they can be neighbors, don't even worry about it.

Post with your character, canon and any necessary prefs or info.

No Blank Top Levels! What's your character doing before being interrupted and answering the door? Specify if you're okay with assumed CR (A neighbor you already know!) or not (A neighbor you've just met!)

Players who comment are neighbors dropping in for...some reason or another! Are they expected or not? Need a cup of sugar? Just there to be annoying?

Thread away!

Close enough, lock in your love

The Intimacy Meme

Intimacy is NOT necessarily about sexual contact. Intimacy is all about two people forming a connection and bond between them. That involves becoming best friends, trusting each other, knowing each other, understanding each other. Intimacy is grown and developed, it can't be rushed.

RULES

Comment with your character. Be sure to include preferences (ie, f/f for shipping, OTA for gen, etc)
Tag others!

PROMPTS
( prompts under here )

Kissr

kissr

In a world of micro-niche app startups, this one's not too complicated: Tinder...but for kissing. Swipe right (producing the 💋 symbol) on who you want to kiss, left (leaving 🤢) on who you don't.

RULES
○ See above! Your character "downloads the app" by leaving a top-level.
○ Others judge with a 💋 or 🤢.